To compete with Amazon Linux, SteamOS, and any other zany corporate owned linux distro out there, we here at Dom Laboratories have decided to start up our own.
Rather than using anything modern we decided to go back to our roots, and fork a distro that we feel helps end users (we call them end users because they are our LAST priority) achieve the goals they need in enterprise and home computing environments.
Hannah Montana Linux is so lightweight, it runs on 256mb of Ram (we think? I glanced at the usage on our Production server. I think it said 256?) and only like 10 gigs of storage to install. Look at any linux forum and all they talk about is bloat, and waste, and efficiency. Dom Laboratories solved that problem in like 10 minutes.
Early partners of Dom Laboratories will have access to Dom Laboratories™ Hannah Montana Linux at our earliest convenience.
we are writing after an extensive 1am sesh for our team over at dom laboratories
We have successfully set up a DNS (Dom Naming Service) server to route DNS inquires and prevent ad websites from INFECTING our BEAUTIFUL BROWSERS with their MIND EXPLOITING CAPITALISTIC GARBAGE
Dom Naming Service has allowed for us to stop remembering ip addresses, which is good because why would I want to remember numbers when letters are strictly better.
I know you're salivating at the idea of proving us wrong, but what came first: the alphabet, or numbers?
Alright people, this is a breakthrough innovation at Dom Laboratories
We have officially finished the creation of the Dom Laboratories Data Center, funded through 50 year old bonds that have matured under the Reagan (?) administration (please do not fact check me if Reagan was the president 50 years ago)
The Dom Laboratories Data Center uses state of the art technology, with full 10 GbE Ethernet connections (we ran out of funding and cannot afford SFP modules) with a dual 25 GbE Fiber backbone (we can afford fiber though!)
This was not easy for us, however. Multiple times we misunderstood Spanning Tree which resulted in Broadcast Storms that hamstrung our efforts to set up the data center in an optimal time span.
Our efforts are now being spent stylizing the website and getting the dom laboratories super computer back up and running
Sub shareholders, heres the newest innovation at Dom Labroatories
you thought we couldn't do images??? Think fuckin again:
I also found out that you don't gotta do a br between every paragraph, so that increased our time to make these updates by about 50%
I'm not archiving old posts, this isn't a goddamn blog. This company site is like the dead sea scrolls: you gotta read the whole goddamn thing if you want some of our nuggets of truth.
Yea, that's right. You heard it here first folks.
This isn't your moms technology company.
This isn't your dads first AI startup
We mean business around here. What type of Business?
BIG. Business. Not little, not small. Not fucking miniscule.
BIG. BUSINESS.
How big in fact? Simple. We are working on cutting edge technology around here. Fucking insane shit. New stuff. Cutting edge stuff.
Ever heard of SPANNING TREE? We're cutting it down. Span a fuckin book, because we're doing FLAT networks around here. Routing loops were invented by the government to sell you switches with better CPU's. We don't need 'em. I run this shit on a 10mb hub from 2000. Try to stop us, YOU CANT.
Got a problem with that? Get an OSPF Route to some BITCHES if you think that's a problem.
We spent our entire marketing budget on the Domain, if you think we need Javascript, well, that's like, your opinion man.
DOM LABORATORIES 2026. FUTURE TECH. FUTURE INNOVATION